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A synonym of fuck or shit when used in a way to express exclamation.
-FLUSTER! I got shot!
-Haha man you're fucked.
fluster by dantheman [wec] February 5, 2009
Words you can keep
What the kids are calling it these days.
David: "Dude did you fluster Sally last night?"
Beckett: "Dude, I took her up to make out point and we flustered all night!"
David: "That's gnarly bruh!"
Fluster by seanniebabe00 October 2, 2018
a.) fucked up on acid...or pcp.
b.) startled at something
the crazy bird who is fuckin losing it swooped down and pecked at the flustered pedestrian
fluster by ma jones May 6, 2004

fluster-fucked 

being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.
One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.

Fluster Cluck

A miserable disorganized event, similar to a cluster fuck, however, a splendid time was had by all. Shared misery with friends.
We went to the horse show. It rained and there was mud everywhere. No one scored above 55 and we had the time of our lives. It was a complete fluster cluck.
Fluster Cluck by vanishingsky September 22, 2006

fluster cluck

When a bunch of chickens are all together in a chicken coop and one of them gets flustered and this chicken begins to cluck. This damned clucking makes all the other chickens get flustered and before you know it, all them stupid chickens are clucking.
When that Bush-wit got flustered about the WMD’s he started clucking, and before you know it, all them other Bush-wits got flustered and they all started clucking.
That’s how we got into this Fluster Cluck.
fluster cluck by wasamada-u July 31, 2008

fluster fuck 

n. A person who is crazily stupid with love/lust
"Did you hear about how Jackie got married within the week?"
"Yeah, she's such a fluster fuck."
fluster fuck by sweet.potato June 17, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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