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fluterfucked 

A state of panic or excitement due to intense surounding
I get home and everything is fluterfucked. The. Kids are stream ng, the dogs barking, husband's hanging from the tree...
fluterfucked by Fluterfucked gals October 15, 2022
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Flusterfucked 

When you feel so confused and crazy that you start doing silly things that make no sense.

Can be a good thing OR a bad thing.
I am so flusterfucked, today was just so awesome that my brain exploded!

I am so flusterfucked, today was just so horrible that my brain exploded!
Flusterfucked by CocaineCola December 5, 2010

flusterfucked 

A feeling that is amazing and awesome that is caused by haing a severe crush on a girl.
When ever I am around Niki Taylor I get all flusterfucked.
flusterfucked by Deputy Glock November 7, 2012

flusterefucked 

I am so flusterefucked this week.

flowerfucked 

When you step outside and have such a bad allergic reaction to the pollen in the air you start crying, your nose starts running, and your face feels swollen.
Friend: Are you crying?

You: No, I just got flowerfucked in the face!
flowerfucked by j2themfk August 19, 2011

Flusterfucked 

When someone is extremely flustered to rhe point your face is very red
"Oh my god i was just talking to my friend today and he said something that left me flusterfucked*
Flusterfucked by Mudzy's Baby. August 27, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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