flunct

To slob on the sofa or floor after Eating a large meal and feeling very satisfied.

Im done in and iv just flunct

I failed to meet the requirements of a human being so i FLUNCT, i was more like a blobby substance that had moulded into the nearest piece of furniture or floor area

by HRH-AMBER December 15, 2023

flunct

Flunct, flopped to be shattered and so heavy to stand any longer.

I was so tired i flunct on the bed!

by HRH-AMBER January 22, 2024

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

high-functioning sociopath

1. Sherlock Holmes

2. Not a psychopath

3. Not a hero

"Do your research, I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath."

"A high-functioning sociopath. With your number."

by The Empty Hearse January 13, 2014

bringing the midpack to the function

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.

“Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy

by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022

Functional Stoner

A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.

John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why

by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013

functional idiot

A person who isn't real bright, but is capable, and sometimes very good, at enough things in life to succeed.

Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.

by someguy1985 November 7, 2015