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Flunctration 

The act of missing class 3 weeks in a row.
Teacher: Has anyone seen Joe around?

Student: He's in the process of flunctration, Mr. Smythe.
Flunctration by jefef October 30, 2007
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butt fluctuation 

the movement of curvy butts when women walk in tight jeans or shorts.
dude,behold the butt fluctuation of that gal in white shorts.

fluctuation spectroscopy (flusy)

A technique developed to measure the molecular weight of macromolecules by analyzing the spontaneous fluctuations that occur in the inherent thermodynamic concentration of solute molecules in a selected volume.
analyzing the spontaneous fluctuations that occur in the inherent thermodynamic concentration of solute molecules in a selected volume. fluctuation spectroscopy (flusy)

Flushtration 

The anger/fright resulting from poo that just won't do down.
John's toilet needs to be upgraded. It just causes flushtration.
Flushtration by Leprechaun211 January 14, 2010

flustration 

Flustration is a word used to describe being in a state of frustration while also being flustered.
I was in a state of Flustration because the restaurant staff continued to mix up our meal orders on successive courses in spite of my efforts to help them correct their mistakes.

I became increasingly Flustered with their lack of cooperation.
flustration by Roy from Cork July 4, 2008

Flustration 

Combination of 'Flustered' and 'Frustrated', Somone in a degree of distress.
"I gotta calm down man, These essays are giving me mad flustration!

"Dude, chill."
Flustration by Secret Waffle Quarry February 13, 2012

functuation 

a verb meaning to funk something up
"man i just gave that geography lesson some real functuation!"
functuation by Empo Jr May 16, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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