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Fukushima Release Valve 

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.
I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.
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quando omni flunkus moritati 

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
(1) A reference to the nuclear power plant disaster in Fukushima, Japan.

(2) Explosive rupture of the rectal containment vessel due to intestinal reactor meltdown — creating a vast, uninhabitable dead zone for several centuries.
Stay away from the bathroom — I just did a Fukushima.

That big bean burrito gave me a Fukushima.

Uh oh — where's the toilet? I think I just ate a Fukushima burger.
Fukushima by WeMayGotJokes April 4, 2011

Flukas Valve 

An uncommon house hold valve for faucets that connects to the waterline. Usually special ordered, sometimes found at home depot.
I had a hard time finding a 3/8 O.D. Flukas Valve at the home depot, but I found one online.
Flukas Valve by Jeff McD September 11, 2009

Fukushima'd

A 21st century update of FUBAR — where industrial greed, engineering hubris, bureaucratic incompetence, and bad luck combine to make a colossal mess or an industrial clusterfuck.
The town was Fukushima'd when the multinational feedlot spilled 2 million gallons of hog manure into the water supply.
Fukushima'd by gremlint April 5, 2011
frukus is a yaoi pairing involving the Hetalia characters France England and America. It was created because some fangirls were sick and tired of the debate between fruk and usuk.
I hate frukus!!
Frukus by shywarp903 January 6, 2012