Fukusushi 

In the wake of the nuclear reactor melt-down at Fukushima, a radioactive plume has been spreading across the Pacific Ocean. Thus, radioactive fish are now "Fukusushi."

"I'm not hungry enough to eat Fukusushi."

Fukusushi by dj mongo December 5, 2011

Fukushima Release Valve 

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.

I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.

Fukushima Release Valve by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

Fukushima

(1) A reference to the nuclear power plant disaster in Fukushima, Japan.

(2) Explosive rupture of the rectal containment vessel due to intestinal reactor meltdown — creating a vast, uninhabitable dead zone for several centuries.

Stay away from the bathroom — I just did a Fukushima.

That big bean burrito gave me a Fukushima.

Uh oh — where's the toilet? I think I just ate a Fukushima burger.

Fukushima by WeMayGotJokes April 4, 2011

Fukushima'd

A 21st century update of FUBAR — where industrial greed, engineering hubris, bureaucratic incompetence, and bad luck combine to make a colossal mess or an industrial clusterfuck.

The town was Fukushima'd when the multinational feedlot spilled 2 million gallons of hog manure into the water supply.

Fukushima'd by gremlint April 5, 2011

Fukushima Daiichi 

- noun 1. badly confused or ridiculously muddled situation
- adjective 2. in disorder; out of control; chaotic - verb (used with object) 3. to throw into disorder; muddle

His shit is all Fukushima Daiichi, he drank way to much.

Her car got all Fukushima Daiichi'd in an accident.

I'm gonna Fukushima Daiichi your ass!

Fukushima Daiichi by resident_cat April 6, 2011

Fukushima

To have a situation foul up worse than you ever thought possible. To have a piece of equipment experience more abuse than it was designed for. To experience a problem far beyond your worst-case scenario planning.

When a computer crashes and your backup tapes are missing and it's quarter-end and the boss just decided to reject your budget for adequate data recovery. "This is Fukushima'ed."

When your home mortgage is underwater and you can't apply for refinancing and you can't afford to keep it and you can't afford to take the credit hit by walking away. "You're Fukushima'ed."

Fukushima by mobilesventek April 2, 2011

fukushima fuckup 

When you fuck up so bad you have to get government help before you reveal the total sum of fuck up

The epic japan earthquake tsunami fukushima fuckup of 2011

fukushima fuckup by yaktownwelder March 31, 2011