Someone who is unnecessarily and overly soft towards women in situations where it’s not necessary. They are essentially an advanced simp, who is powerless but somehow has the girl anyway

Flowerman: Sorry bro, I can’t come on ps4 as the gf is making go shoe shopping as she said that’s more important and someone needs to carry her bags for her.

Bro: what? That’s mad, your a Flowerman G, how are you are letting that happen?

Flowerman by The sideman advisor April 16, 2022

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Flowerman

A god, the creator of humanity. His power is infinite and is the sexiest being in the universe. Everything you have ever heard of was created by Flowerman. They say once you meet Flowerman face to face, you will be rebirthed in a new life and a new earth, the new earth is better and more beautiful than the Christian heaven. Flowerman solos your favorite verse.

“Wow, Flowerman is so hot”

Flowerman by TheOfficialFlowerman August 4, 2021

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Teacups In Flowerland

1)The most awesome death metal band EVER!!

2)A way of telling someone they are hopeless.

1)Dude, did you get the tickets to the Teacups in Flowerland concert?
2)I MADE UP MR. FINKLESTEIN, NOT STRAY! HE'S MY CREATION!!!!!!
3)Am I a teacup in flowerland?

Teacups In Flowerland by Darla Washington November 28, 2003

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Teacups In Flowerland

1)A euphamism meaning tortured, raped, victims of rejection, but can also be used to tell someone they are fucked.

2)The best underground death metal band ever to exist. (TIF)

1)You actually got in trouble with Mr. Finklestein for saying 'the chickens are coming?' Dude you are such a Teacup in Flowerland......

2)I am going to listen to that new Teacups In Flowerland demo I got from their concert at the Roxy yesterday.

Teacups In Flowerland by stray November 23, 2003

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