Definitions by Darla Washington

the cure

One word/phrase/thingamabob: 80's

"Why can't I be you?"

the cure by Darla Washington May 8, 2004

surgery 

When a surgeon cuts you open, fiddles around with your insides a bit, sews you up again, and tells you that it'll all be painless. See hell.

I just had surgery two days ago, and it was HELL.

surgery by Darla Washington May 5, 2004

Aragorn 

A hydrophobic, greasy-haired, extremely smelly yet hot ranger of the Dunedain. Also heir to Valandil, son of Isildur, son of Elendil, husband of Arwen Undomiel, daughter of Elrond son of Earendil, father of Eldarion, and known pervy hobbit fancier.

Aragorn son of Arathorn son of Aragorn descended from Valandil son of Isildur son of Elendil son of Amandil of Numenor, who is descended from Vardamir son of Elros brother of Elrond son of Earendil, son of Tuor, cousin of Turin and son of Huor son of Galdor son of Hador Lorindol, descended from Amlach son of Imlach son of Marach......

Aragorn by Darla Washington April 4, 2004

Peter Pettigrew 

Disgusting, cowardly piece of crap from the Harry Potter series that betrayed his best friends to save his own worthless ass.

Peter Pettigrew has a place reserved for him in Hell.

Peter Pettigrew by Darla Washington April 4, 2004

PCP 

Also known as angeldust. Probably the scariest of all drugs. Was used as a horse tranquilizer. Makes the user hallucinate, become extremely violent, and not feel anything. People have been known to do horrible things to themselves while under the influence of PCP. DO NOT USE PCP. DO NOT. IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE.

PCP scares the shit out of me. It is evil.

PCP by Darla Washington February 1, 2004

Teacups In Flowerland 

1)The most awesome death metal band EVER!!

2)A way of telling someone they are hopeless.

1)Dude, did you get the tickets to the Teacups in Flowerland concert?
2)I MADE UP MR. FINKLESTEIN, NOT STRAY! HE'S MY CREATION!!!!!!
3)Am I a teacup in flowerland?

Teacups In Flowerland by Darla Washington November 28, 2003

Science Fair 

A four letter word: HELL.

Writing that research paper for the science fair was a living hell.

Science Fair by Darla Washington November 23, 2003