Get the Flowerman mug.Someone who is unnecessarily and overly soft towards women in situations where it’s not necessary. They are essentially an advanced simp, who is powerless but somehow has the girl anyway
Flowerman: Sorry bro, I can’t come on ps4 as the gf is making go shoe shopping as she said that’s more important and someone needs to carry her bags for her.
Bro: what? That’s mad, your a Flowerman G, how are you are letting that happen?
Bro: what? That’s mad, your a Flowerman G, how are you are letting that happen?
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A god, the creator of humanity. His power is infinite and is the sexiest being in the universe. Everything you have ever heard of was created by Flowerman. They say once you meet Flowerman face to face, you will be rebirthed in a new life and a new earth, the new earth is better and more beautiful than the Christian heaven. Flowerman solos your favorite verse.
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by Hdje August 4, 2021
Get the Flowerman mug.The act of engaging in romantic/scandalous activity with a person that lives on the same floor as you. Most commonly happens in college dorms or apartments.
person 1: So yeah, I started hooking up with that girl Hannah from down the hall.
person 2: Oh so you have a floormance going?!
person 2: Oh so you have a floormance going?!
by Justy123 January 18, 2009
Get the floormance mug.FlowerMound highschool is a gay school full of rich white kids and Indians. Everyone’s racist and all the kids drive better cars than the teachers. Everyone hates eachother and can’t go a single day without starting shit. The cross country team is the only good sports team, but atleast our band is good. FlowerMound has a rivalry with Marcus Highschool. Marcus is gay. At FlowerMound all the girls are hoes and all the guys are fuckboys. If our football team can ever win more than 3 games in a season it’s a successful year that’s how bad we are. Football team please just win a single game. The freshman campus is better than the main campus what is wrong with this school.
“I had sex with my best friends boyfriend in his mansion.”
“Oh you must go to FlowerMound Highschool.”
“Oh you must go to FlowerMound Highschool.”
by JaggyTheJaguar May 20, 2018
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