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florffing

Brandon said he was florffing park with Joe and Troy, or something...
by seniorDeveloper August 22, 2019
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fluffing the devil

v. to enable one with ill-intentions.
Mike has really got to stop fluffing the Devil or the jackass VP's multi-channel, deep dive initiative will only get worse for us.
by Slingblade October 23, 2013
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fluffing a panda

This is a reference to GMM’s Rhett McLaughlin having an interracial 3 way where a furry dressed as a panda requires heavy petting to get in the mood.
Rhett was fluffing a panda which got ebony and ivory wet.
by Wordsmithingtonthe3rd March 28, 2023
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Florting

Kissing that happens as a result of a formal handshake
'Did you see how firm his handshake was? He was definitely florting"
by Flortygal November 4, 2018
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fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.
*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied
by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004
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fluffing

A technique used in most pornographic films today. When the male star has to get "aroused" for the camera he is fluffed beforehand.

A stagehand, someone usually chosen just for this job, either gives the star a hand or blow job.
John Holmes had a 13" cock, but he had troubles getting it up during shoots. He needed to be fluffed before he could perform.
by hard_virus June 12, 2005
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Fluffing her muffin

1) Emily was fluffing her muffin all night
2) I hear he fluffed her muffin
by ElliotM December 14, 2008
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