by seniorDeveloper August 22, 2019
v. Completely ruined, inactivated, disabled, or destroyed; especially when used in reference to computer software or electronic gadgetry.
Sheee-yit, I installed that Windoze security update, and now my web browser is florfed!
Sheee-yit, my idiot sister put Celine Dion on my stereo, and when Celine hit the high note she florfed my tweeter!
Sheee-yit, my idiot sister put Celine Dion on my stereo, and when Celine hit the high note she florfed my tweeter!
by Király September 20, 2006
by TTV Ice August 09, 2019
The action of messing with/scratching your beard, often while deep in thought. Also the action of a woman running her hand down a mans beard.
"Sometimes when I have writers block I sit and florf my beard until I come up with an idea"
"I love it when you florf my beard"
"I love it when you florf my beard"
by Daddy Long Legs February 13, 2016
Verb
*floor-oof*
The act of showing affection in one simple word, used commonly between close friends and semi-romantic people, and generally to reward great efforts.
*floor-oof*
The act of showing affection in one simple word, used commonly between close friends and semi-romantic people, and generally to reward great efforts.
Hero of Time and Space : "I'm just really determined to keep my room clean recently and its payed off a lot..."
Their Half-Platonic Wife : "Awweee! **Florf~**"
Their Half-Platonic Wife : "Awweee! **Florf~**"
by charlotte.she-is-doe March 13, 2025
by ThePhelper May 07, 2019