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Flop-on is the term used when a male is unable to achieve an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption.
Did you hear what Hunter did it last night? He got totally wasted and attempted to fuck this amazingly hot girl but he got his Flop-on....again!

Awh man! I'm sorry. I've got my Flop-on. No action for you tonight.
Flop-on by McZane November 24, 2010
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The size of a penis while flacid.
"My penis is 8 inches on flop"
on flop by whitemalteser May 3, 2018
Being so sure you're correct that you're willing to bet being forever flaccid on it
"Wha' say you bruv, I heard you lipsed my gyal behind my back at the club last night"
"Nahhh I didn't man, on flop I could never do that to you"

"There's no way you sank a three pointer from the half-court line"
"Yeah man I do it all the time"
"On flop?"
"Yeah on flop"
On flop by Pappuccino December 24, 2022

on the flop 

When a penis Is neither erect or on a semi. Its simply laying there, floppy, ehhh manda. ;]
On the flop in irish class ehhhhhh ; ]
on the flop by Emmsie September 22, 2007

Checking on the flop

PR: Chris is checking on the flop.
Big Boy: How weak of him.
Checking on the flop by PepFarm January 26, 2010

cock on the flop 

I’ve heard Matt has a big cock on the flop.
cock on the flop by 10010011 December 12, 2018

Catch you on the flip flop 

A phrase coined during the 1960s and 1970s trucker Citizen's Band (CB) culture. It literally means "I'll contact you on the return trip." If two long-haul truck drivers regularly make opposing trips, their path will eventually meet on each iteration of the trip. This term is virtually interchangeable with catch you on the flip side.
...we're gonna back on out of here. So, keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your tail. We'll catch you on the flip flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. Bye bye.
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