Flooritos
Marty nearly got tossed from the party when he turned a delicious Mega-Value bag of treats into a cruddy heap of Zesty Flooritos.
Flooritos by minus john April 19, 2009
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Florito
Made famous in Texas by C. Flores. From his orders at the restaurant Chipotle, He orders a special burrito, and those who've enjoyed that burrito, call it a Florito when ordering it. Flo being taken from his last name Flores.
Chipotle Service: May I help You?
Customer: I'll take a Florito.
Chipotle Service: Ah Yes! A Florito, comming right up.
Customer: I'll take a Florito.
Chipotle Service: Ah Yes! A Florito, comming right up.
Florito by GoldSheikYerbouti January 9, 2009
floories
The more appropriate term for the date-rape drug roofie, since victims are more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.
girl 1: i don't remember a thing last night, i think someone slipped me roofies!
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.