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(n) The food that results when your bag of Doritos is carelessly dumped on the floor.
Marty nearly got tossed from the party when he turned a delicious Mega-Value bag of treats into a cruddy heap of Zesty Flooritos.
by minus john April 19, 2009
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What you call a burrito you've dropped on the floor, but intend to eat anyway.
Want a bite of my floorito? It was only on the ground for a couple seconds.
by Shady McCool February 19, 2011
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Doritos or Fritos that are eaten off the floor.
I handed my wife a floorito but only after the 5 second rule.
by rogos August 03, 2009
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