Flooritos

(n) The food that results when your bag of Doritos is carelessly dumped on the floor.

Marty nearly got tossed from the party when he turned a delicious Mega-Value bag of treats into a cruddy heap of Zesty Flooritos.

by minus john April 19, 2009

Floorio

A Cheerio that has fallen on the floor and is subsequently eaten by a toddler or young child.

Dad: "What is that in little Billy's mouth?"
Mom: "Oh, its just a Floorio he found under the table. I think there are a bunch down there."

by MindyL January 26, 2013

floorior

One who sleeps on the floor, typically in a wasted manner with clothes on ready to fight the good fight of morning.

He was the bravest floorior i have ever seen, he slept in a puddle of someone else's vomit underneath a kitchen table.

by seth d March 27, 2007

Florito

Made famous in Texas by C. Flores. From his orders at the restaurant Chipotle, He orders a special burrito, and those who've enjoyed that burrito, call it a Florito when ordering it. Flo being taken from his last name Flores.

Chipotle Service: May I help You?
Customer: I'll take a Florito.
Chipotle Service: Ah Yes! A Florito, comming right up.

by GoldSheikYerbouti January 9, 2009

flooreos

(floor-e-oes) Oreos you found on the floor

Girl- Where did you get that oreo?
Guy- I found it on the floor.
Girl Eew, you're eating flooreos!

by TheDudeson August 2, 2010

floories

The more appropriate term for the date-rape drug roofie, since victims are more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.

girl 1: i don't remember a thing last night, i think someone slipped me roofies!
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.

by tbombz November 14, 2009

Floorio

A Oreo that rolled on the floor.

Oh gawd Angela you turned the Oreo into a Floorio

by Deadxroses May 29, 2016