floorito

What you call a burrito you've dropped on the floor, but intend to eat anyway.

Want a bite of my floorito? It was only on the ground for a couple seconds.

floorito by Shady McCool March 6, 2011

floorito

Doritos or Fritos that are eaten off the floor.

I handed my wife a floorito but only after the 5 second rule.

floorito by rogos August 3, 2009

Floorio 

A Cheerio that has fallen on the floor and is subsequently eaten by a toddler or young child.

Dad: "What is that in little Billy's mouth?"
Mom: "Oh, its just a Floorio he found under the table. I think there are a bunch down there."

Floorio by MindyL January 26, 2013

floorior 

One who sleeps on the floor, typically in a wasted manner with clothes on ready to fight the good fight of morning.

He was the bravest floorior i have ever seen, he slept in a puddle of someone else's vomit underneath a kitchen table.

floorior by seth d March 27, 2007

Florito

Made famous in Texas by C. Flores. From his orders at the restaurant Chipotle, He orders a special burrito, and those who've enjoyed that burrito, call it a Florito when ordering it. Flo being taken from his last name Flores.

Chipotle Service: May I help You?
Customer: I'll take a Florito.
Chipotle Service: Ah Yes! A Florito, comming right up.

Florito by GoldSheikYerbouti January 9, 2009

Floorio 

A Oreo that rolled on the floor.

Oh gawd Angela you turned the Oreo into a Floorio

Floorio by Deadxroses May 29, 2016

Flooritos 

(n) The food that results when your bag of Doritos is carelessly dumped on the floor.

Marty nearly got tossed from the party when he turned a delicious Mega-Value bag of treats into a cruddy heap of Zesty Flooritos.

Flooritos by minus john April 19, 2009