floormat

a dickhead, who has no friends, curly hair, and is a major nerd
"hey, check out that floormat, what a knob'
by dododoodod March 28, 2008
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Floormat

Technical diagram and area blueprint of a room's layout, commonly a convention or meeting hall, convention room, business office, etc.
I am awaiting the room's floormat so as to ascertain it's logistical requirements.
by TheTruthSpeaksAgain December 11, 2011
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Evil Floormate

college student who is obsessed with pretty girl he worked with but cant get. claims he doesnt drink when he gets smashed all the time.
"Walk the other way to avoid the evil floormate!"
by Barry G. September 08, 2004
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Floris Floormat

Omg karen is such a Floris Floormat
by thatarsonist December 29, 2021
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