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floormat 

a dickhead, who has no friends, curly hair, and is a major nerd
"hey, check out that floormat, what a knob'
floormat by dododoodod March 28, 2008

Floris Floormat 

Omg karen is such a Floris Floormat
Floris Floormat by thatarsonist December 29, 2021

floormance 

The act of engaging in romantic/scandalous activity with a person that lives on the same floor as you. Most commonly happens in college dorms or apartments.
person 1: So yeah, I started hooking up with that girl Hannah from down the hall.

person 2: Oh so you have a floormance going?!
floormance by Justy123 January 18, 2009

floodmatt 

(n) 1. (derogatory) an exceptionally annoying internet personality, usually implying gayness in both senses: light-hearted and homosexual.

2. wears yellow suits.

3. a clown
That guy is such a floodmatt
floodmatt by dean October 6, 2004

floormatt parker 

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno
i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance

FLOORMATT PARKER 

To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike
man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor