floormat

a dickhead, who has no friends, curly hair, and is a major nerd

"hey, check out that floormat, what a knob'

by dododoodod March 28, 2008

Floormat

Technical diagram and area blueprint of a room's layout, commonly a convention or meeting hall, convention room, business office, etc.

I am awaiting the room's floormat so as to ascertain it's logistical requirements.

by TheTruthSpeaksAgain June 13, 2011

Evil Floormate

college student who is obsessed with pretty girl he worked with but cant get. claims he doesnt drink when he gets smashed all the time.

"Walk the other way to avoid the evil floormate!"

by Barry G. September 09, 2004

Floris Floormat

Little emo that's addicted to genshin impact.

Omg karen is such a Floris Floormat

by thatarsonist December 30, 2021