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to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno
i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance
by jose suarez April 27, 2006
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To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike
man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor
by jose suarez April 27, 2006
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