floormance

The act of engaging in romantic/scandalous activity with a person that lives on the same floor as you. Most commonly happens in college dorms or apartments.

person 1: So yeah, I started hooking up with that girl Hannah from down the hall.

person 2: Oh so you have a floormance going?!

by Justy123 January 18, 2009

Aunt Flomance

The female version of a Bromance.

The complicated love and affection shared between two straight females.

Females who spend so much time together their periods are synced.

Angus: My girl spends so much time with with her friends she has no time for me.

Alex: Yeah, they totally have an Aunt Flomance.

by caityk February 5, 2010

Flomance

The attempt to seduce a woman while she is on her period.

"Danielle's on the rag but i'm really horny. I'm gonna try to Flomance her with some chocolates."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009

Floorface

Floorface is a condition, usually brought on by a combination of hard alcohol and cigars ingested quickly on an empty stomach, that causes the sufferer's face to become seemingly one with the floor. This condition is not fatal but can cause rug burns and a related condition known as "sharpieface" (usually only occurs when in close proximity to assholes).

"Where is Kevin?"
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of Woodford Reserve...serious case of floorface."

by kcrck October 4, 2012

florance

The name Florance is a feminine English name. It means 'to blossom'.

Mum: i think i'll name her...Florance!

by Mousiecat July 26, 2018

Foolmance

An affair wherein one person seduces another person, at which point the seducer loses interest. The seduced party is reduced to playing the fool--hooked but rejected.

I thought Jabir and I had something real, but he's some sort of player, or has deep psychological issues. He chased me forever but when I showed interest, he acted like I was annoying him. I guess he wanted me to keep running... I. Can. So. Do. That. I had no idea in Hell this was a fucking Foolmance. Fool me once... player narcissist withholding personality confused

by Andie Wise February 18, 2015

Flowmance

A non sexual relationship between two women, based off of slang "bromance".

Jenn and Tiffany are so close, I think they are having a flowmance.

by LMP1003 October 3, 2008