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floormat 

a dickhead, who has no friends, curly hair, and is a major nerd
"hey, check out that floormat, what a knob'
floormat by dododoodod March 28, 2008

Floris Floormat 

Omg karen is such a Floris Floormat
Floris Floormat by thatarsonist December 29, 2021

floormance 

The act of engaging in romantic/scandalous activity with a person that lives on the same floor as you. Most commonly happens in college dorms or apartments.
person 1: So yeah, I started hooking up with that girl Hannah from down the hall.

person 2: Oh so you have a floormance going?!
floormance by Justy123 January 18, 2009

floodmatt 

(n) 1. (derogatory) an exceptionally annoying internet personality, usually implying gayness in both senses: light-hearted and homosexual.

2. wears yellow suits.

3. a clown
That guy is such a floodmatt
floodmatt by dean October 6, 2004

floormatt parker 

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno
i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance

FLOORMATT PARKER 

To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike
man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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