floodmatt
(n) 1. (derogatory) an exceptionally annoying internet personality, usually implying gayness in both senses: light-hearted and homosexual.
2. wears yellow suits.
3. a clown
2. wears yellow suits.
3. a clown
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Floodgate Turd
The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
Floodgate Turd by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013
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Floodgate
Having sex with a woman that squirts in a way that when you pull out, all of the fluid shoots out of her vagina at once.
"I was pounding away my girlfriend with her bent over her bed, right? Well she's a squirter, so when I pulled out it looked and sounded like someone fucking threw a bucket of water onto the floor between her legs. I've been calling her floodgate ever since."
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floodgate fart
The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet
floodgate fart by Skampz May 11, 2017
Floodgates
mate: " oh mate yesterday when I was masturbating the floodgates just opened, there was cum everywhere!"
you: " okay......"
you: " okay......"
Floodgates by urbanDICtionary November 28, 2012
The floodgates of my anus
When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
The floodgates of my anus by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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