Floorface

Floorface is a condition, usually brought on by a combination of hard alcohol and cigars ingested quickly on an empty stomach, that causes the sufferer's face to become seemingly one with the floor. This condition is not fatal but can cause rug burns and a related condition known as "sharpieface" (usually only occurs when in close proximity to assholes).

"Where is Kevin?"
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of Woodford Reserve...serious case of floorface."

by kcrck October 4, 2012

floorcake

Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !

"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")

by dw8177 January 22, 2017

floormance

The act of engaging in romantic/scandalous activity with a person that lives on the same floor as you. Most commonly happens in college dorms or apartments.

person 1: So yeah, I started hooking up with that girl Hannah from down the hall.

person 2: Oh so you have a floormance going?!

by Justy123 January 18, 2009

floorage

Space on floor conveniently used to keep items of clothing/interest. Saves hours of time searching in drawers or cupboards.

'Where's my pants?! Oh no, there it is easily spotted in the floorage.... good job I didn't tidy them away'

by **charlotte88** December 26, 2008

floorcest

Sexual activity with those on your residence floor in a college dorm. Often leads to an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend living on your floor that you may or may not run into when you want to least (ie. drunk at 3am sick on the way to the bathroom)

Those two love floorcest, these walls are paper thin you know.

by merfoman February 6, 2006

FoodFace

The nearly coma-like facial expression after indulging in too much food.

I can see you don't need another serving...you've got total FoodFace.

by carrknowledege July 26, 2011

floorcest

Sexual relations between two people who live on the same floor. Typically used in the context of college dorms. Generally frowned upon.

Jim and Mary have been engaging in floorcest!

by BKred January 5, 2004