flooreo 

An Oreo that has made contact with the floor and exceeded the "five-second rule."

Guy1: Hey, I just dropped a bunch of Oreo's on the floor-
Guy2: -And you assume I will simply eat these flooreo's, is that it?
Guy1: ...Well...will you?
Guy2: ...Hell yeah.

flooreo by Dalek Sec December 27, 2007

Flooreo

An Oreo that has been knocked on the ground and subsequently eaten.

I can’t believe you ate that Flooreo, Angela! That’s so unsanitary!

Flooreo by Flooreo February 1, 2026

Floorgorgastin 

A person who tries too hard to find meaning in everything, especially with Urban Dictionary.

If you’re looking this up right now, you’re probably a floorgorgastin.

Floorgorgastin by A Huge Dartos January 25, 2021

third-floored 

to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.

*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"

third-floored by clearing up December 7, 2009

flooreigner 

Someone who doesn't live on your dorm floor but hangs out their anyway.
Coined by Emma.

Emma: Hey, who's that guy?
Rachel: He's a flooreigner!
Natasha: Ew!

flooreigner by ILiveHereAndILikeBoYo September 11, 2011

Floorio 

A Cheerio that has fallen on the floor and is subsequently eaten by a toddler or young child.

Dad: "What is that in little Billy's mouth?"
Mom: "Oh, its just a Floorio he found under the table. I think there are a bunch down there."

Floorio by MindyL January 26, 2013

Third-floored 

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.

Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored

Third-floored by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 8, 2009