floorboy

slang for fuck boys. we all know those college guys. often fraternity boys, but not necessarily though.

Dude you're being a total floorboy right now!

by PrincessSavy May 28, 2016

polish the floorboards

Eating shaved pussy

Do you like too polish the floorboards or carpet munch

by Thatoneteen September 23, 2016

sexy floorboard wench

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.

Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.

by Raquel January 7, 2005

Second Floor boy

1) Meathead Jock
2) The superior male of a residence
3) A person whom loves to ingest large amounts of protein throughout the day.
4) A person who has better things to do than play magic cards

"Oh man that second floor boy is jacked."

friend - "Obviously, he is a meathead jock."

by Mr. Protein Party November 22, 2010

Floorboard Music

Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.

If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.

by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015

floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.

Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.

by Big Tom September 19, 2006

Floorboard muncher

A person who provides oral sex to a younger girl, particularly below 13 years old. Derived from 'rug muncher' but becomes floorboard due to the girl having no puibs.

jack in 4th year is going out with jill in 1st year, jack is a floorboard muncher.

by D-mass November 29, 2009