floordog 

1. Lowest level of management. The guy who watches the workers (not) working. see also straw boss.
2. Powerfull animal (ie. not a lapdog
3. Best garage band ever!

"Get back to work! The floordog is coming this way!"

floordog by Dirty Dave January 15, 2004

floordog 

A small dog which has short legs and long body. A euphemism or synonym for a dachshund breed dog. If you don't look down to the floor, you may not know of their presence(quiet floordogs only).

"I almost tripped on your floordog".

floordog by flora dogg May 30, 2005