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A big cock

Damn you got a big fat floonga

floonga by Heyy_itz_alex__ February 20, 2017

Words you can keep

Floorgasm

The feeling one gets when listening to Floor Jansen of Nightwish sing.

person 1: bro did you hear the wacken 2013 version of ghost love score?
person 2: yeah bro, that ending gave me the ultimate floorgasm

Floorgasm by thatguythatlikesmetalandkh December 9, 2019

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Floorgasm

1. The vocal climax of a song performed by Floor Jansen (Lead singer of Nightwish).

2. When a person gets goosebumps while listening to Floor Jansen perform a song.

1. The performance of the song "Ghost Love Score" reaches it's floorgasm at it's end.

2. Bobby experienced his first floorgasm at Wacken 2013.

Floorgasm by Black Ivory November 26, 2019

floonarb

a family friendly way of referring to sex or sexual acts, it also keeps the youtube bots happy.

"hey baby, do you wanna hop on vrchat for a bit of floonarb?"
"floonarb is strictly prohibited in public"

floonarb by DuffQuick June 1, 2020

floorganizer

A sophisticated filing system where by important documents and personal belongings are kept/discarded directly on the floor for easy access, leaving the owner free to do more important things with her/his life than tidying.

That's a very extensive floorganizer you have there Rebecca

floorganizer by Victoria M May 24, 2007

Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.

Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.

Floodgate Turd by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013

Floorgasm

Peak moment of excitement while listening to Floor Jansen sing a high sustained note during her performance, comparable, if not superior, to the feeling of having an orgasm.

Whoa. Did you HEAR that? That was the most epic rendition I've seen of Ghost Love Score in years!

How cute, that was your first Floorgasm!

Floorgasm by Preguiça não tem fim April 12, 2018

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026