A sophisticated filing system where by important documents and personal belongings are kept/discarded directly on the floor for easy access, leaving the owner free to do more important things with her/his life than tidying.
The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.
Peak moment of excitement while listening to Floor Jansen sing a high sustained note during her performance, comparable, if not superior, to the feeling of having an orgasm.
Whoa. Did you HEAR that? That was the most epic rendition I've seen of Ghost Love Score in years!