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floorganize 

floorganize - v.t., to organize all of your stuff into separate piles, on the floor.

Other tenses: floorganization, floorganized, floorganizing
"Your room is a mess, dude."

"Nah, it's floorganized into separate piles of crap!"

"Growing up we always floorganized all the laundry into separate piles according to wash cycles."
floorganize by cpninja42 August 7, 2010

floorganize 

A method of organization that utilizes floor space to its advantage.

Has the unique characteristic of making vacuuming pointless - and impossible.
John's floordrobe was quite well floorganized, although he broke a leg when the fire alarm went off.

floorganized 

Knowing where everything in your room is even though it is spread out across the floor.
I could easily find everything in my messy room because I am floorganized
floorganized by .NL. July 7, 2010

floorganization 

organizational system composed of sorting object by piles on the floor
The floorganization in Dick Cheney's office is very neat - all of his spare parts are in piles.
floorganization by Bego the Tyrant October 21, 2010

floorganize 

to use the floor of your workspace to file, order, organize materials
If your looking for the records for John Doe in my office, they are floorganized.
floorganize by Elios26400 April 27, 2015

Floorganization 

Where everything in the bedroom is thrown on to the floor, therefore things are found easier.
"I found what I was looking for on my floordrobe, I've got such good floorganization.
Floorganization by floorganized July 12, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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trucker's tan 

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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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