Flonga
A semi-on
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Flonger Blasted
When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015
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Flonga • Flonganary • flong • Flonge • Flogasm • flonger • Flongus • Flowgasm • flingationship • flogalot
flogan
flogan by I killed Kenny September 5, 2003
flingaldingal
flingaldingal by Bungyboone January 18, 2018
flongwoody
Whenever you are Jack Nicholson wearing your favorite robe, you know, the one that's oriental and shit, and you open the door to two Asian strippers and your dick slips out of the robe and you're like, "What's happenin, ladies?" and then the strippers proceed to put the snake in their vaginas and then their intestines are eaten by the snake, and then you rub your nipples on tv some number of years later.
flongwoody by Dhqpwoeuryty May 23, 2018
Flogamushake
A flogamushake (flog-ah-mah-shake) is when a guy who has finished peeing, shakes his 'member' more times than necessary.
To shake is human, to flogamushake... well still human, but completely unnecessary.
If he keeps up with that flogamushaking, he's gonna need medical attention.
If he keeps up with that flogamushaking, he's gonna need medical attention.
Flogamushake by Billy-Bob Savage November 1, 2010
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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