Flonga

A semi-on

Person One: Woah! Check out the rack on that!

Person Two: Ha, Jack already has a throbbing flonga!

Person One: Too bad he can't get hard since that unfortunate smelting accident.

by RickyC771 February 16, 2010

Flonger Blasted

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.

"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."

by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

Flogasm

The trance-like, orgasmic state of being which is produced by listening to and/or singing along with Florence + The Machine.

Last night, Florence and the Machine was on Letterman. I had a Flogasm right in front of my parents.

by The Jozzer February 22, 2011

flogan

choking the chicken - jerking off

I wuz flogan that thing all nighty-night until my junk went BLUE!

by I killed Kenny September 5, 2003

flingaldingal

When u stick your nose up a dogs asshole

Holy shit joe stop flingaldingaling

by Bungyboone January 18, 2018

flongwoody

Whenever you are Jack Nicholson wearing your favorite robe, you know, the one that's oriental and shit, and you open the door to two Asian strippers and your dick slips out of the robe and you're like, "What's happenin, ladies?" and then the strippers proceed to put the snake in their vaginas and then their intestines are eaten by the snake, and then you rub your nipples on tv some number of years later.

Man, the craziest shit happened to me today, I smoked to much crack and pulled a flongwoody.

by Dhqpwoeuryty May 23, 2018

Flogamushake

A flogamushake (flog-ah-mah-shake) is when a guy who has finished peeing, shakes his 'member' more times than necessary.

To shake is human, to flogamushake... well still human, but completely unnecessary.

If he keeps up with that flogamushaking, he's gonna need medical attention.

by Billy-Bob Savage November 1, 2010