The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.
Having sex with a woman that squirts in a way that when you pull out, all of the fluid shoots out of her vagina at once.
"I was pounding away my girlfriend with her bent over her bed, right? Well she's a squirter, so when I pulled out it looked and sounded like someone fucking threw a bucket of water onto the floor between her legs. I've been calling her floodgate ever since."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.