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floompled 

Floompled (noun)-boofed (floompled)off your fucking ass.

synonyms: High,Marijuana,Weed,Green,bud,high as fuck.

Antonyms: Sober.
Yo Maws tryna slide ya boy floompled like a mf”
floompled by CJ1of1 March 22, 2023
Words you can keep
(n.) the act of pretending to crazily attacking another person with one's fists, most commonly a friend or member of the family. (past tense)
Josh's mom wouldn't check him out from school, so he yelled at his mom and flooped at her.

Marvin and Jeremy flooped at each other during their play-fight.
flooped by Devin & Caleb April 12, 2014

Floobledoog 

N:

U.K. (Origin; out of my ass)

1. A word used to describe a madman whose method is completely unorthodox but works to great effect.
Mad scientist: "My dear boy, I intend to do the unthinkable...I plan on using electricity to boil water! I will call this contraption...THE KETTLE!"

Laymen: " This, my good man, is an outrage! An outrage I say! You must be some kind of floobledoog!"
Floobledoog by Jo the Jo December 28, 2017

FLOOGLEDORF

To wear the hood of your sweatshirt on your head while tightening the strings so that only a small part of your face is shown
Nick was making funny faces while FLOOGLEDORFING last night
FLOOGLEDORF by Nauseousfox August 6, 2016

Floopledee 

Floopledee is the most astounding example of mankind. a Floopledee is so incredibly smart and sexy that anyone regardless of sexual orientation will instantly fall in love with them. But there is a dark side to this life. Floopledees are so humble they would reject the person of their dreams because they know that they would form an unhealthy obsession with the floopledee
That guy is such a Floopledee
Leave him, he is too perfect for this world
Floopledee by Floopledee April 1, 2022
A type of sock, that is also flurple
Wow those socks are so floople

Thanks! Yours are flurple
Floople by FloopleSocks November 22, 2019

Flooped it

When someone says "I've got this" but then goes on to fail spectacularly.
Floop - I got this.
Loss - wait for it.....
*guardian down*
Tac - Waap Waap Waaaaaaap, he's only gone and flooped it
Flooped it by The Moist Sage August 2, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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