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When your having rough sex and you and your partner fall off the bed, couch,chair whatever.
My BF was screwing me so hard then the mattress slid out from under us and we floomped to the floor!
Floomped by pseudoTronaShawn July 8, 2009
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To be seriously ass whooped in a game.





We seriously floomped the other team in soccor on the weekend.
floomped by bunglebrenny August 4, 2008
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To have mistakenly sent the wrong message to someone on the Genies app.
I floomped, I just sent the eggplant action to my sister, not my girlfriend.
Floomped by Genies December 19, 2018
(n.) the act of pretending to crazily attacking another person with one's fists, most commonly a friend or member of the family. (past tense)
Josh's mom wouldn't check him out from school, so he yelled at his mom and flooped at her.

Marvin and Jeremy flooped at each other during their play-fight.
flooped by Devin & Caleb April 12, 2014

Flooped it

When someone says "I've got this" but then goes on to fail spectacularly.
Floop - I got this.
Loss - wait for it.....
*guardian down*
Tac - Waap Waap Waaaaaaap, he's only gone and flooped it
Flooped it by The Moist Sage August 2, 2016
Saddest nigga living
A nigga Floomed
Floomed by Oh heck heck June 9, 2018

floomper 

The sound your hand makes when it gets stuck in a bag of chips; floomp.
"floomper," my hand said
floomper by Madeup Not July 5, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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