Floodgates
mate: " oh mate yesterday when I was masturbating the floodgates just opened, there was cum everywhere!"
you: " okay......"
you: " okay......"
Floodgates by urbanDICtionary November 28, 2012
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floodgates
Synonymous with the act of hooking up; used as a noun. In accordance with this, "Opening the floodgates" also refers to the act of hooking up.
Guy: "Hey, it's been a while! How do you feel about re-opening the floodgates??"
Girl: "Yeah, I'd love to. It's been so long since we closed them."
Girl: "Yeah, I'd love to. It's been so long since we closed them."
floodgates by grettathegiraffe August 26, 2017
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Floodgates
Extremely short jeans, usually worn by a "Gain" or someone who is just a fucking nerd. They are so high that you can see their ankels and their socks.
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The floodgates of my anus
When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
The floodgates of my anus by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016
open the floodgates
The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes. See 'break the seal.'
open the floodgates by Jack Lanton July 31, 2006
The floodgates of my anus
When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
The floodgates of my anus by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016
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