Floodgates

when a man is masturbating and all of a sudden lots of cum just spurts out.

mate: " oh mate yesterday when I was masturbating the floodgates just opened, there was cum everywhere!"

you: " okay......"

by urbanDICtionary November 28, 2012

floodgates

Synonymous with the act of hooking up; used as a noun. In accordance with this, "Opening the floodgates" also refers to the act of hooking up.

Guy: "Hey, it's been a while! How do you feel about re-opening the floodgates??"
Girl: "Yeah, I'd love to. It's been so long since we closed them."

by grettathegiraffe August 26, 2017

Floodgates

Extremely short jeans, usually worn by a "Gain" or someone who is just a fucking nerd. They are so high that you can see their ankels and their socks.

Damn, look at that kid. He's got massive floodgates!

by Paskwal and Gain December 29, 2008

Floodgates have opened

When needing to pee or poo but can’t hold it in any longer

Oh no the floodgates have opened

by Chuckler chuckled September 5, 2023

The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.

I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.

by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016

open the floodgates

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes. See 'break the seal.'

I can't hold it anymore, I have to go open the floodgates.

by Jack Lanton July 31, 2006

The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.

I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.

by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016