floories 

The more appropriate term for the date-rape drug roofie, since victims are more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.

girl 1: i don't remember a thing last night, i think someone slipped me roofies!
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.

floories by tbombz November 14, 2009

floories 

What you call the group of people you share a floor with in either a university/college residence or an apartment.

Person 1: What are you up to?
Person 2: Oh, just out for dinner with the floories
Person 1: Sounds fun

floories by hannahlynnxo May 11, 2010

floorcest 

Sexual activity with those on your residence floor in a college dorm. Often leads to an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend living on your floor that you may or may not run into when you want to least (ie. drunk at 3am sick on the way to the bathroom)

Those two love floorcest, these walls are paper thin you know.

floorcest by merfoman February 6, 2006

floorless waltz 

This is the term they use in prison when someone gets hanged.

There were many hangings in Berlin, in which the victims would twitch and jump at the end of a rope...hence, doing the "Spandau Ballet." Also, there were frequent suicides of Nazis being held for trial at the Spandau prison. A hanged person tends to jerk around and "dance" if the death is caused by strangulation (and not a snap) they say. As the years went by it progressed to floorless dance or waltz or the air rumba.

"They found Rosco in his room doing the floorless waltz, the air rumba or some call it the floorless dance."

floorless waltz by lovestosmile January 30, 2010

floorcest 

Sexual relations between two people who live on the same floor. Typically used in the context of college dorms. Generally frowned upon.

Jim and Mary have been engaging in floorcest!

floorcest by BKred January 5, 2004

floobies 

Used to describe breasts that are saggy, and floppy.

Man, your grandma's got some wicked floobies.

She'd be hot if it weren't for those floobies.

floobies by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004

Floodies 

people who bought Flood as their first They Might Be Giants album.

"Oh you're one of those Floodies, huh? I'm a Lincolnite."

Floodies by JohnnyLurg October 14, 2011