Floobins
Look at that floobins run with his loose fur and slobbery jowls! Floobin doobins! bloodhound slobbery jowls
Floobins by Floobindoobin March 13, 2018
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Floofinschnieder
The act of consuming two hamburges at the same time while driving a garbage truck in the middle of a corn field while being chased by cops. A very rare very fatal condition with no cure.
Floofinschnieder by This is my word ^^^ August 11, 2010
floobies
Breasts that are floppy as hell. If you have floobies, they do come with the George Foreman Grill Attachment. Perfect for cooking Bacon and other pork products.
That Ox cooked up some nice bacon in those floobies.
Watch out! Going into floobie world could give you a burn.
Do Do Do Do you hate me and my floobies?
Watch out! Going into floobie world could give you a burn.
Do Do Do Do you hate me and my floobies?
floobies by Bus 4 for the Marching Band December 17, 2008
Floobinatorous
Latin name: {flunkitus floobinus}
A dinosaur discovered years ago, long forgotten because it was not deemed fit to even be recognized by documented history. Fossilized remains of this shunned dinosaur were found deep in the earth, way back in 1934, but have been hidden from society ever since. There have been rumours that the once-alive creature seemed to have been so ridiculously boring that scientists completely disregarded it as a species, and moved on to more interesting dinosaurs instead. The "Floobinatorous" as it was named, was said to be a large, hairless, oblong-shaped animal, measuring around 3 metres long in some cases. It had no extremities to speak of and apparently had no way of moving. The enormous ribcage and tiny skull that were found at the excavation site lead scientists to believe that the Floobinatorous had a miniscule brain, but had a body mass made almost entirely of fat, forcing them to conclude that it was paralytic for it's entire life; only using enough brain power to slowly burn off it's own fat and perform basic bodily functions, until it died. There was no evidence that it had eyes or ears, but scientists are sure it must have had nostrils somewhere, so that respiration could take place. Only one Floobinatorous has ever been discovered so some believe it must have been a genetic mutant, or the horrible result of some prehistoric inbreeding. Either way, we will never know and undoubtedly might never find out, much more about this useless beast.
A dinosaur discovered years ago, long forgotten because it was not deemed fit to even be recognized by documented history. Fossilized remains of this shunned dinosaur were found deep in the earth, way back in 1934, but have been hidden from society ever since. There have been rumours that the once-alive creature seemed to have been so ridiculously boring that scientists completely disregarded it as a species, and moved on to more interesting dinosaurs instead. The "Floobinatorous" as it was named, was said to be a large, hairless, oblong-shaped animal, measuring around 3 metres long in some cases. It had no extremities to speak of and apparently had no way of moving. The enormous ribcage and tiny skull that were found at the excavation site lead scientists to believe that the Floobinatorous had a miniscule brain, but had a body mass made almost entirely of fat, forcing them to conclude that it was paralytic for it's entire life; only using enough brain power to slowly burn off it's own fat and perform basic bodily functions, until it died. There was no evidence that it had eyes or ears, but scientists are sure it must have had nostrils somewhere, so that respiration could take place. Only one Floobinatorous has ever been discovered so some believe it must have been a genetic mutant, or the horrible result of some prehistoric inbreeding. Either way, we will never know and undoubtedly might never find out, much more about this useless beast.
"Awww, he reminds me of the Floobinatorous."
"The what?"
"That huge, fat dinosaur nobody liked."
floob flooby fat dinosaur
"The what?"
"That huge, fat dinosaur nobody liked."
floob flooby fat dinosaur
Floobinatorous by melzymoomin888 December 18, 2011