Man, i was flinstoning my car down the street and these bitches started laughing at me.

I was on some straight stone age shit flinstoning my car down the hill

Flinstoning by mattmfin October 13, 2006

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Floink

Name of a legendary bird from the Schnoink Hoink Valley. Appears on the 47th minute of each hour with a pair number. Only during full moon.

Fam, that floink enchanted me so hard I nearly released a stinky fart on 'em

Floink by Wizard the Flizzard July 29, 2019

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flinsulterating

A combination of the words flattering and insulting.

If someone says something mean, you would be insulted that they said that, but flattered that they came up with an intelligent insult instead of a generic dumb one. This would be flinsulterating to you.

flinsulterating by Catie Steubing September 30, 2007

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Mr. Flinstone

A man that is well endowed and blessed with high stamina thus being able to make your "BedRock"

Call me "Mr. Flinstone" because I can make your BedRock.

Mr. Flinstone by MrGoodbar December 16, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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