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A symbolic dog representing freedom and peace for all living things.
When someone is referred to as "Floggo" it means they are very honorable and highly educated.
I heard you're a floggo? Then you are a very honorable and educated person. So take my money and my wife!
I just didn't deserve it because I'm not a floggo and therefore a bad and useless person. Excuse my interruption, my lord.
floggo by An Honorable Person January 17, 2022
Words you can keep
Someone who pisses with their pants around their ankles
Look at that floggo pissing, he must have a massive cock.

Morgs is a massive floggo, doesn't she know what a zip is?
floggo by Campaigner February 27, 2015
Jean" The Froggot" Pierre groaned in pleasure as his lover injected camembert cheese into his rectum.
Froggot by beentired September 7, 2012
A once popular website in the early 2000s but now has 2 monthly visitors and if somebody does register, it is probably a bot.
Hey, did you hear about this joke on Flowgo?
What's a Flowgo?
Flowgo by The Great Phenom July 21, 2012

Flogging the Log 

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.
Flogging the Log by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

flogging the pope 

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.
I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'
flogging the pope by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005

floggershnarf

a man who gets a boner while talking to his grandpa. or while reading a math book.
damn, rigo got a floggershnarf during math.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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