Campaigner's definitions

floggo

Someone who pisses with their pants around their ankles

Look at that floggo pissing, he must have a massive cock.

Morgs is a massive floggo, doesn't she know what a zip is?

by Campaigner February 27, 2015

Meltstaff

To have a nuclear meltdown at the slightest mention of something negative about you on the interwebz.

I just wrote teal was a shit colour and went all Meltstaff.

Is there anything that flog won't meltstaff about?

by Campaigner February 19, 2015

Miltzed

Getting reamed hard , melting then being unfairly but humorously banned from an internet thread

Why was I Miltzed from that thread?

Morgan was really Miltzed in that thread

by Campaigner February 18, 2015

Goo Squad

A fanbase so enthusiastic about their team that they are forever making ejaculation over each other.

Those Hawfies are a bloody Goo Squad

by Campaigner February 15, 2015