flabjob

sexually arousing a man using rolls of fat usually by a large woman

oh tina you are the queen of flabjobs

flabjob by Gordooooooo October 7, 2006

Flaboobled 

When you cram to do your homework at the last second and then realize it wasn't due.

Man I totally flaboobled that essay, it wasn't due until next week!

Flaboobled by TheJonAndLillieShow September 23, 2016

flobjobber

Term for an either partially or fully flaccid penis after being removed from a wet vagina.

My penis has turned into a Flobjobber.

flobjobber by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009

Flobjob

A task that can only performed while high on stoli and coke

Barry wanted to fix the baggage claim but was unable to because it was a flobjob, so Joe came in and took care of it.

Joe was hired by the airport to handle all of the flobjobs

Flobjob by D-O Double May 3, 2011

Flaboobagoo 

The secretion exuded by a male sea lion's anal glands after mating with another male sea lion by mistake.

That gay sea lion is excreting copious amounts of flaboobagoo from its anus after being mistaken for a fertile female by this beach's stud sea lion.

Flaboobagoo by MarineAnthropologistEnthusiast June 19, 2023

Flaboobs 

When a woman has breasts that are just fat.

Mate!, they are just flaboobs

Flaboobs by Liam Juuu September 25, 2010

flaboobla 

a saying to describe how one feels in any type of situation

this nonsense is flaboobla!

oh, flaboobla.

flaboobla by pope urban VII April 14, 2009