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sexually arousing a man using rolls of fat usually by a large woman
oh tina you are the queen of flabjobs
flabjob by Gordooooooo October 7, 2006
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Flaboobled 

When you cram to do your homework at the last second and then realize it wasn't due.
Man I totally flaboobled that essay, it wasn't due until next week!
Flaboobled by TheJonAndLillieShow September 23, 2016

flobjobber

Term for an either partially or fully flaccid penis after being removed from a wet vagina.
My penis has turned into a Flobjobber.
flobjobber by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009
A task that can only performed while high on stoli and coke
Barry wanted to fix the baggage claim but was unable to because it was a flobjob, so Joe came in and took care of it.

Joe was hired by the airport to handle all of the flobjobs
Flobjob by D-O Double May 3, 2011

Flaboobagoo 

The secretion exuded by a male sea lion's anal glands after mating with another male sea lion by mistake.
That gay sea lion is excreting copious amounts of flaboobagoo from its anus after being mistaken for a fertile female by this beach's stud sea lion.

Flaboobs 

When a woman has breasts that are just fat.
Mate!, they are just flaboobs
Flaboobs by Liam Juuu September 25, 2010

flaboobla 

a saying to describe how one feels in any type of situation
this nonsense is flaboobla!

oh, flaboobla.
flaboobla by pope urban VII April 14, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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