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a man that can lick their oun tits
anthony g. and nick m. are flobens
floben by the 4 h clan May 9, 2003
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First of all she is a very nice and funny girl. She’s really smart and fun to be around with. She has an amazing smile and really beautiful eyes. But most of all, she is unique in all of her ways and definitely not someone who you want to mess with, that’s what makes her special.
Florencia would definitely be the prom queen.
Wow, what a goddess.
Florencia by calvinrooney June 11, 2018
A Dutch word for the sound when a tennis ball hits a window. The origin comes from a Dutch sketch programme called: Sluipschutters
Meneer! Is het nou klaar met dat gefloenk de hele tijd?!
Translation: Sir! Is it done with that ‘gefloenk’ all the time!?
floenk by hhlsmnn October 4, 2020
If you ever meet a Florencia, don't let her go. She's one of a kind. It is rare to find a Florencia. She will treat you amazing and love you. She is faithful and loyal. Her smile is everything, and her eyes are amazing to look at. Never let go of a Florencia. You will regret!
Florencia is amazing :)
Florencia by annalie1218 May 4, 2019

Florentyna 

A beautiful and kind girl. She´s intelligent and will always help her friends with her strong personality.
She´s everything you could ever want. So never leave her alone.
But don´t mess with her - you will regret it!
Everyone will come to the point he needs a Florentyna ;D
Florentyna by TheListIsTooLong July 16, 2013

florence pugh 

Miss Florence Pugh is an Academy Award-nominated superstarlet who's beautiful in every way. She is an extremely talented actress and has been named one of the 100 emerging leaders who are shaping the future of entertainment by the Time. She is also super down-to-earth and often posts cooking stories on Instagram in a segment called "Cooking with Flo."
I’m in love with Florence Pugh, she’s so adorable and gorgeously beautiful and she must be a great cook, she is a funny and fun person, she must be a good friend too. I want to meet her and spend time together cooking while singing some lively songs.
florence pugh by florencepughiswifey February 20, 2021

Florence 

People named Florence are just so funny, they will make you laugh harder than you ever thought. she’s also very smart she does extremely well in lessons but can lack common sense. If you have a friend named Florence you are very lucky, and even luckier to have her as your girlfriend!
Wow your friends with Florence your so lucky
Florence by Bella price November 7, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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