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flobberdong

A humorous name for the male genitals; most humorously used when drunk as shit.
You please me, woman. I will now permit you to suck on my flobberdong. Enjoy.
flobberdong by Jimbo Lang April 1, 2009
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flobberdob 

flobberdob can be used in any context either as a way to make friends laugh or look at you in a weird way, it works! It mainly means "YOU PRUNE" or "YOU MORON" yet any meaning can be attacted to it depending on what mood you are in. its a word for every situation when you are stuck for what to say.
say someone is really annoying you just randomly start shouting "FLOBBERDOB FLOBBERDOB FLOBBERDOB!" over and over at them they'll soon leave you alone, the only down side is that they might call for a psychiatrist.
flobberdob by per5cy May 17, 2006

Flobberworm 

A animal in harry potter Hagird uses to teach class. Also a fun nickname to call your bestie if u guys love harry potter and your going for a fun - weird nickname
1. Today class we are going to be using Flobber worms
2. Omg flobberworm is weird and fun, its the perfect nickname!
Flobberworm by Karleto000 June 17, 2018

flobberdonk 

When a guy points at something to get the person to look away then getting them to look back at them only to be struck in the face with your limp penis.
So Brandi was being a skank so I flobberdonked her face like a G!
flobberdonk by Wash Master D August 3, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026