floarty 

Floarty is a hybrid of the words arty and float

Pronounced flarty, it is most often used to describe a person who is artistic and forgetful.

She's a floarty sort of person.

floarty by Esmaraldo June 2, 2005

floaty dance

The swaying movement that anyone will do while waiting in a line. Includes looking at the gum rack, picking up a magazine, touching all the chocolate bars etc.

Coined by Dane Cook

Jon was not committed to the line. Instead of being 3 feet in front of the person behind him, he was doing the floaty dance in which he read all the labels on the shampoo bottles, and touched all the tic tacs on the side rack. He even left his shoe in the line and went to walk around for another 19 minutes.

floaty dance by skatingjenny January 16, 2011

floaty head 

The floaty feeling you get in your head when you have just eaten Mexican food. It feels like the best thing that has ever naturally happened to your head. Your brain becomes gently surrounded and cushioned by fluffy clouds. You might be having dinner with friends and notice your head is floating away, metaphorically speaking. Just relax, it was meant to happen.

Hey, I'm in the mood for Mexican food tonight because it's delicious and I know at the same time I will most likely experience floaty head.

floaty head by lyssaland January 20, 2011

Floaty 

The act of being extremely steezy, usually takes place while skiing.

I just hucked a dub cork 12 off the money booter, bruh.
Dude, I saw. That was so floaty.

Floaty by WeelAfterbangs January 17, 2011

Floaty 

Randomly found in light colored drinks, preferably those with ice. Noticed only AFTER you've drank from it already. Followed by bouts of denial over how it got there. Subject to great debate and one of life's greatest mysteries.

<Kev spots a floaty in the pink lemonade he's been sipping>

Kev:(sigh).....fuck.

Floaty by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011

Floaty 

1. A person who is indirect and instead talks around the subject.

2. A person who often talks about feelings.

3. A person who is perceived to live in a world of their own and often sees the positives in situations.

4. A person who is distracted by a multitude of factors.

1. Person A: " I punched them in the face"
Floaty person: "Do you think that there are other ways of channeling you emotions?"

2. "How does that make you feel?", "Your energy is making me feel ......."

3. " These puddles make it like an exciting obstacle course to get to ....... everyday"

4. "Where's the cheese? Ooooh, do you smell burning? Oh look, there's a cute little dog out side, isn't that lovely."

Floaty by purple rhapsody May 23, 2011

Floaty 

one whom can appear and disappear in an instance, run off motors which help to float around, someone who is slightly stange and may come out with strange comments

-- 'where's ... gone?'

- 'what a floaty cun*'

Floaty by floatyman January 14, 2011