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Farty-breath

An expression used to describe a person with halitosis or bad breath. This can range from someone with mildly unpleasant bad breath because they’ve been up all night and haven’t had a chance to brush their teeth to someone with a real problem. You know the sort of person I mean, their teeth look like the bones of animal carcases or the weathered moss covered tombstones in a neglected graveyard; and their breath, oh lord their breath, it smells like a cross between rotting fish and the decomposing faecal emissions of a diseased pig and should be declared a biohazard.
Oh shit! It’s farty-breath! I wish I had a gasmask.”
Farty-breath by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015
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the best car ever made. It is powered by a 1,000hp biturbo V16 and has a sick spoiler. The farty is produced by farty Motor Company and it is sold throughout the entire universe. Sextillions of units have been sold in total, and billions of farty vehicles are made every second.
I just bought a brand new farty, wanna go on a drive with me this Saturday?
farty by UndeadHamasaki August 30, 2022

flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.
"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia
flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

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FartyMcShitPants

A name for a person that hasn't eaten anything other than Chipotle, Taco bell, or Del Taco for a week
After his students found out that Mr. Jefferson had eaten nothing but Del Taco for a whole week, they started calling him FartyMcShitPants
FartyMcShitPants by FartyMcShitPants February 26, 2021

Flatty Patty 

A flat or small foul shaped Gluteus, or ass.