the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.
also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact
also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact
(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)
*cloink*
Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.
Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.
*cloink*
Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.
Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.
by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010
Get the Landing Gear mug.Averting eye contact to the ground in the last few seconds before you walk past someone. Then as you're passing them you look up again. Something we all do because we've become such a wimpy species.
A fun game played with an innocent passerby, that can be used to intimidate any and all who dare challenge your mighty gaze, bringing out the bitch in them.
A fun game played with an innocent passerby, that can be used to intimidate any and all who dare challenge your mighty gaze, bringing out the bitch in them.
Person A: <walking north>
Person B: <walking south>
Person A: <yields eye contact>
Person B: <watching out the corner of eyes>
Person A: <eyes back to the front as they pass>
Person B: <feels like a Pimp cause that ho put her eyes to the curb real proper-like or else she would of been out of pocket>
Person B: <walking south>
Person A: <yields eye contact>
Person B: <watching out the corner of eyes>
Person A: <eyes back to the front as they pass>
Person B: <feels like a Pimp cause that ho put her eyes to the curb real proper-like or else she would of been out of pocket>
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