flirf

A nickname for cats.

John has many flirfs.

by njadams10 January 10, 2008

fairfax school

A shite place where the male teachers look up girls skirts. The teachers go mad at you for no FUCKING reason even tho all you did was say I wasn't talking. All the teachers are shite and need help apart from Mr larkin. He's safe. All the six formers smoke round the back of g block and the yr 7s think there hard. The girls roll their skirts up because their slash and the boys dont even FUCKING care. Mrs bun is a fat slag who need to get a life and Mr Clarke needs to learn how to dress modern. All together its a shit school which I hope burns to the ground

Girl: can I go fairfax school?
Mom: no you little shit that school is terrible. The music teacher likes kids more than his wife.

by Iwriteshitcomments November 9, 2020

Schrödinger's flirt

When you are either actually flirting or just kidding depending on whenever the person is into it

Person 1: Hey ur cute
Person 2: I have a significant other
Person 1: Ha no, I was just joke-flirting
Person 2: I think you mean Schrödinger's flirting

by ScrollWasTaken November 14, 2019

flirt and squirt

the action of a one night stand

I wanted to flirt and squirt with the girl from the bar, i will never see her again.

by travlax April 24, 2009

flir

Forward Looking Infra-Red, glasses for night vision.

Even if you see somebody with flir, it doesn't mean it's him.

by alvaropikolino November 20, 2010

Fairfax Fudgsicle

The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.

Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.

by Officer Matt O'Brien November 6, 2021

FlipFlop The Clown

A clown with an extreme foot fetish. He has a song called "Feet On My Face" that became an instant hit amongst both the juggalo & fetish community. FlipFlop The Clown Travels the country sucking toes!

Oh my God, it’s FlipFlop The Clown!

by FlipFlop The Clown June 2, 2020