flibbed
The act of being flogged in a box with a black dildo that is precisely 23.567 inches long, while holding a condom full of urine with your teeth.
flibbed by slayer420~69 August 30, 2016
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flibbed a flob
flibbed a flob by Captain crisp September 2, 2017
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Flibberflabber by theromanticpiano October 22, 2020
Flabbed
When your walking and someones piece of fat most times arm fat slaps you in the face you have been FLABBED!
Person who got flabbed: Ouch!! That person just flabbed me right in the face!
Person who got flabbed friend: OOF that must of really hurt!
Person who got flabbed friend: OOF that must of really hurt!
Flabbed by OKURNESSEABJ May 4, 2019
fibbed
To earn hippie cred, I fibbed about being an actor and even showed him a card which said I was with a local repertory theater.
fibbed by The Amazing AO May 16, 2009
flibbertigibbet
flibbertigibbet by Jim Wilcox January 5, 2004
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