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The sound an old womans piss flaps make as she is pissing
Flibbet by Mad Mike S February 21, 2014
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Basically another word for a root beer float.
Cream soda float, root beer float is what a flibbet is.
Flibbet by Damned Danielle August 11, 2010
Pressing face to flesh and exhaling sharply, creating the audible equivalent of a wet fart. Also known as a zerbert. A fun and gentle way to torture your kids.
<Dad> I'm coming to give you a flibbet!
<Kid> No! No! No!
<Dad> Here I come!
<Kid> No! <starts running away>
<Dad> I'm gonna get you! <runs after kid>
<a chase ensues, Dad catches the Kid, picks him up, presses his face to the kid's belly and blows.>
<flibbet>
<Kid> Ha ha ha ha ha!
<Dad> Heh heh! I got you!
flibbet by Anonymous Bernheim February 1, 2005

Flibberflabber 

The action of creating a dopamine circuit between two or more people
Finish your homework or no flibberflabber.
Flibberflabber by theromanticpiano October 22, 2020

Flibbity jibbity 

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical

See also: cattywampus, janky, WTF
Flibbity jibbity by EAY213 June 5, 2016

Flibbity 

Something that is good, positive, attractive, tight, or beautiful.
Yo that Ferrari is mad flibbity!
Flibbity by YankeeRebel August 14, 2010

flibbertigibbet 

Don't count on that flibbertigibbet for any help!
flibbertigibbet by Jim Wilcox January 5, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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