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E-flexes 

Measurement of how quickly one responds to electronic communication.
"John took a week to reply to my email. I guess he's got slow e-flexes."
E-flexes by James Lloyd C. June 17, 2008
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flexessity 

A necessity of having or making a flex.
Guy 1: That car mod isn't a necessity!
Guy 2: It is a flexessity though.
flexessity by Sergenex November 29, 2017
When yo boy buys a Lexus to pick up chicks.
Damn Oscar you have 3 hoes in the Flexus!
Flexus by ScoobertDoobert.exe February 8, 2019

Flexersize 

Definition #1 To exercise solely for the purpose of flexing on people.

Definition #2 People who go to the gym just to run on the treadmill for 5 minutes, post a gym selfie then leave)
1. Dude Jenna’s at the gym, I’m gonna go Flexersize!

2. Gotta go Flexersize on snap (fake gym rat)
Flexersize by urmom3.0 December 18, 2021

flexcuse 

the humble brag of excuses. A legit reason that you are all too happy share but will not make you more likable
Joe: Ah I can't make it then, I am traveling South America
Mark: flexcuse
flexcuse by howdoyoulikethat August 16, 2023

homo flexus 

someone who flexes on his bitch
Scientist: 'This right here is a homo flexus'
Homo flexus: 'Check my Rolex doc'