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a person of the fexeus herritage (often man) who flexes their knowladge and muscels infront of other people (often women)

woah nelly, he´s such a flexeus!!

flexeus by wappie September 2, 2021

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E-flexes

Measurement of how quickly one responds to electronic communication.

"John took a week to reply to my email. I guess he's got slow e-flexes."

E-flexes by James Lloyd C. June 17, 2008

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flexessity

A necessity of having or making a flex.

Guy 1: That car mod isn't a necessity!
Guy 2: It is a flexessity though.

flexessity by Sergenex November 29, 2017

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Flexus

When yo boy buys a Lexus to pick up chicks.

Damn Oscar you have 3 hoes in the Flexus!

Flexus by ScoobertDoobert.exe February 8, 2019

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Flexersize

Definition #1 To exercise solely for the purpose of flexing on people.

Definition #2 People who go to the gym just to run on the treadmill for 5 minutes, post a gym selfie then leave)

1. Dude Jenna’s at the gym, I’m gonna go Flexersize!

2. Gotta go Flexersize on snap (fake gym rat)

Flexersize by urmom3.0 December 18, 2021

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flexcuse

the humble brag of excuses. A legit reason that you are all too happy share but will not make you more likable

Joe: Ah I can't make it then, I am traveling South America
Mark: flexcuse

flexcuse by howdoyoulikethat August 16, 2023

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homo flexus

someone who flexes on his bitch

Scientist: 'This right here is a homo flexus'
Homo flexus: 'Check my Rolex doc'

homo flexus by BatroniekBochtwerper June 7, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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