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The art of convincing people over the internet how cool you are. E-flexing is mostly done by E-tards and hobo's with broadband.

Dude, I'm gonna e-flex you so bad, I would so kick your ass! And I'm certain about it even though I've never saw you, also its good that I will never see you, as it would most probably mean I'd get my fat nerdy ass kicked.

e-flex by Tudor Hansson April 22, 2006

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E-flexes

Measurement of how quickly one responds to electronic communication.

"John took a week to reply to my email. I guess he's got slow e-flexes."

E-flexes by James Lloyd C. June 17, 2008

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e-peen flexing

Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.

Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.

Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.

In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.

e-peen flexing by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

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Eflexion

Eflexion - The process of completing resistance exercises to pump blood to the muscles making them look bigger ..

It's inbetween flexing and an erection ...

Eflexion - Before going on a night out, doing press ups and arm curls to pump blood to the chest and arm muscles making them look bigger and your shirt tighter

Eflexion by Who ?? Mark April 13, 2011

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eflex

a portmanteau of easy (greeting) and flex (the portmanteau of flee and exit meaning depart) which can be used as a greeting or farewell.

Homey: Eflex, how's it going?
Man: Good morning Homey. I'm fine thank you. I must rush, places to be. See you later.
Homey: Ok dude, Eflex.

eflex by Londonpixie August 26, 2008

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eflexpert

A person with extensive knowledge in the field of flexible spending accounts such as FSAs, HRAs, HSAs, Transit and Parking Plans, and eCobra.
A person who consumes a large amount of alcohol every night because some people can't figure out how to turn in acceptible reciepts for their claims.

My god damn benecard is shut off again!
I better call an eflexpert and and find out what the hell's going on.

eflexpert by eflexpert October 7, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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