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My friends and I are Flexus
Flexus by 1010010101010 September 19, 2019

homo flexus 

someone who flexes on his bitch
Scientist: 'This right here is a homo flexus'
Homo flexus: 'Check my Rolex doc'

Phallus Flexus 

A dick that is big enough to compare yourself to others. It has at least 20 cm.
Look at Joseph, he has such a huge Phallus Flexus.
Phallus Flexus by SooSbürger November 30, 2018

Phallus Flexus 

A dick that is huge enough to flex with it.
Phallus Flexus by SooSbürger March 18, 2019

Flexual Harassment 

When you flaunt or force your wealth onto an unsuspecting victim without consent.
Officer: Do you know why you're getting arrested sir?
Toni: Nah bro, I was just showing her my rolex and asked if she wanted to whip it in my Audi
Officer: Yes sir that is flexual harassment
Toni: Damn dude, too much clout I guess.
Flexual Harassment by aceofspades8 September 26, 2018

E-flexes 

Measurement of how quickly one responds to electronic communication.
"John took a week to reply to my email. I guess he's got slow e-flexes."
E-flexes by James Lloyd C. June 17, 2008