Flexus

When yo boy buys a Lexus to pick up chicks.

Damn Oscar you have 3 hoes in the Flexus!

by ScoobertDoobert.exe February 8, 2019

Flexus

Open for three ways.

My friends and I are Flexus

by 1010010101010 September 19, 2019

homo flexus

someone who flexes on his bitch

Scientist: 'This right here is a homo flexus'
Homo flexus: 'Check my Rolex doc'

by BatroniekBochtwerper June 7, 2018

Phallus Flexus

A dick that is big enough to compare yourself to others. It has at least 20 cm.

Look at Joseph, he has such a huge Phallus Flexus.

by SooSbürger November 30, 2018

Phallus Flexus

A dick that is huge enough to flex with it.

Ego sum phallus flexus

by SooSbürger March 18, 2019

Flexual Harassment

When you flaunt or force your wealth onto an unsuspecting victim without consent.

Officer: Do you know why you're getting arrested sir?
Toni: Nah bro, I was just showing her my rolex and asked if she wanted to whip it in my Audi
Officer: Yes sir that is flexual harassment
Toni: Damn dude, too much clout I guess.

by aceofspades8 September 26, 2018

E-flexes

Measurement of how quickly one responds to electronic communication.

"John took a week to reply to my email. I guess he's got slow e-flexes."

by James Lloyd C. June 17, 2008