notivacation

A holiday one takes for one’s notifications, say by silencing them or going on airplane mode

God I need a notivacation, these messages be overwhelming me

by howdoyoulikethat June 09, 2024

flexcuse

the humble brag of excuses. A legit reason that you are all too happy share but will not make you more likable

Joe: Ah I can't make it then, I am traveling South America
Mark: flexcuse

by howdoyoulikethat August 16, 2023