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E-flexes 

Measurement of how quickly one responds to electronic communication.
"John took a week to reply to my email. I guess he's got slow e-flexes."
E-flexes by James Lloyd C. June 17, 2008
Someone who is against the act of flexing.
Richie: *flexes in mirror*
Matt: Ugh stop flexing, get over yourself
Cassandra: Don't be a flexist Matt
Flexist by HFJet October 23, 2015

flexessity 

A necessity of having or making a flex.
Guy 1: That car mod isn't a necessity!
Guy 2: It is a flexessity though.
flexessity by Sergenex November 29, 2017

Flexista 

Name for someone who continuously flexes. Someone who takes every opportunity within their reach to flex about something they have.
*Person walks by and flips their hair*
Person one: “Mufasa is such a flexista!”
Person two: “I know, right? Every day he’s gotta front about a wife, his hair, his roar...”
Person one: “It never ends!”
Flexista by Carmen5555 June 27, 2019

Flexetarian 

An inconsistent vegetarian who eats meat sometimes (heard on a wsj podcast)
A: Look at X, that sleazy bastard eating meat again!
B: Don't sweat it. He is a flexetarian...
Flexetarian by adv1112 March 18, 2012
dirty thingz two people do 2gether behind the scenes
ashley n mark are gonna run sum flexes
flexes by whitepplrstupid July 19, 2005
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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