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E-flexes 

Measurement of how quickly one responds to electronic communication.
"John took a week to reply to my email. I guess he's got slow e-flexes."
E-flexes by James Lloyd C. June 17, 2008
Someone who is against the act of flexing.
Richie: *flexes in mirror*
Matt: Ugh stop flexing, get over yourself
Cassandra: Don't be a flexist Matt
Flexist by HFJet October 23, 2015

flexessity 

A necessity of having or making a flex.
Guy 1: That car mod isn't a necessity!
Guy 2: It is a flexessity though.
flexessity by Sergenex November 29, 2017

Flexista 

Name for someone who continuously flexes. Someone who takes every opportunity within their reach to flex about something they have.
*Person walks by and flips their hair*
Person one: “Mufasa is such a flexista!”
Person two: “I know, right? Every day he’s gotta front about a wife, his hair, his roar...”
Person one: “It never ends!”
Flexista by Carmen5555 June 27, 2019

Flexetarian 

An inconsistent vegetarian who eats meat sometimes (heard on a wsj podcast)
A: Look at X, that sleazy bastard eating meat again!
B: Don't sweat it. He is a flexetarian...
Flexetarian by adv1112 March 18, 2012
ashley n mark are gonna run sum flexes
flexes by whitepplrstupid July 19, 2005