BatroniekBochtwerper's definitions

homo flexus

someone who flexes on his bitch

Scientist: 'This right here is a homo flexus'
Homo flexus: 'Check my Rolex doc'

by BatroniekBochtwerper June 7, 2018

whita

What white people from the street call each other because they can't say the n-word.

Dean: "Waddup ma whita, have ya seen any nice thotties lately?"
Rick: "No, I'm blind my whitovska"

Jake Paul: "What's gucci my Whitas"

by BatroniekBochtwerper May 8, 2018

Jonah

These are things you can recognize a Jonah by:
- They're very skinny and look unhealthy like they smoked a bunch of kush blunts instead of sleeping
- You also can call them 'Klojonahs'
- They usually don't do any kind of sports.
- They talk a lot about politics and why you should vote for D66. They will offend you, when you vote for another party.
- They have a great sense of humor, but are very close-minded to other people's jokes.
- They often do a lot of unsuccessful karate tricks without any reason
- They dance when they feel depressive
- They will often stare at a wall if they're bored
- They usually play a silly game on the computer with three other no-livers. When the holiday is the over they realize how they wasted their free time
- They don't know what they want to do in the future, because they have no further interests than brag about Pechtold and talk about how they conquered a piece of land in a game
- They don't talk a lot to girls, usually when a girl is very close to them, they look away.

- When you joke about them having a relationship with a girl, they become angry

"That unhealthy blonde looking piece of trash actually has a great sense of humor, that's Jonah"
"Jonah always disapproves my jokes, whyyyy"
"Jonah and Jetta should have a relationship, but he doesn't like the idea"

by BatroniekBochtwerper February 18, 2018