flexation 

The act of getting mortally injured or killed through the means of sealing the anus with Flex Seal. Injuries include internal bleeding, ulcers, and hemorrhoids.

The victim shown signs of flexation in the autopsy report.

flexation by John U. Dictionary February 4, 2025

Intense Flexation 

the act of flexing too hard that you pass out.

Dang Jacob, stop intense flexation of those Airpods, you might pass out.

Intense Flexation by lil jakester April 8, 2019

Fellations

Sexual relations limited to oral sex.

I wouldn't date Sarah, but I wouldn't mind having fellations with her.

Fellations by bjh60 December 9, 2008

fellationeer 

A pioneer in the art of giving fellatio.

Dude, that swamp donkey was such a fellationeer.

fellationeer by Skurn on the Cob February 4, 2007

Shame-Flation 

Blaming "Cancel Culture" and playing the victim when someone gets blowback for doing or saying something awful, hurtful, and/or upsetting.

We all make mistakes, and it's liberating to own them, apologize, grow, and learn to be a better person. So why does everyone on Fox shame-flation responses to their bile and play the victim by blaming Cancel Culture?

Everyone has a first amendment right to say what they want, and everyone has a first amendment right to answer crappy things with anything from gentle criticism to harsh blowback.

Shame-Flation by JaneGordon.com March 21, 2022

flexting

Flirting with a friend or significant other using a text message. Seen as a precursor to sexting.

I've been flexting with this chick for weeks. Tonight's the big night. I think we might start sexting.

flexting by wordmaestro September 2, 2011

fellationship 

(n.) A sexual realtionship between two or more people in which fellatio is the only form of affection/contact. Usually pejorative, suggests the relationship is lacking.
Term applies mainly to heterosexual relatioships but also acceptable when used in male homosexual context. Not applicable in female/lesbian relationships.

"Susie is so deluded. She thinks Bob likes her but they don't even make out or have sex. She just comes over and blows him. That's not a relationship, that's a fellationship"

fellationship by HelenHar January 30, 2007